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did-you-kno:

There are only 2 people alive who know the ‘recipe’ of Coca-Cola… and they aren’t allowed to travel on the same place in case it crashes.
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did-you-kno:

There are only 2 people alive who know the ‘recipe’ of Coca-Cola… and they aren’t allowed to travel on the same place in case it crashes.

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cynicallyjaded:

thegreaterjihad:

standwithpalestine:

(Photos: Ibraheem Abu Mustafa / Reuters, July 25, 2014)

This is the religion of the Prophet (pbuh). 

Subhanallah!

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1 hour ago
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staff:

rustandlead:

fearlesslarry:

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

I end up with 10+ tabs all the time

i end up with so many that they don’t even say tumblr they are just little squares.

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3 hours ago
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Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.

darlinghogwarts:

Little first years falling off from the boat on their way to the castle. The giant squid rescuing them. The giant squid being concerned for the students after so many years of first years falling in the lake that it always swims under the boats just in case someone falls. The giant squid bringing seaweeds for sad students on the lake shore. 

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1 day ago
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pro-pineapple:

Don’t forget donkey kicks

(Source: cosmopolitan.com, via samirakhan)

1 day ago
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mitrd:

The Big Crossing of the High Atlas - Socks and Converse - Morocco. © : superyodaman

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mitrd:

The Big Crossing of the High Atlas - Socks and Converse - Morocco. © : superyodaman

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1 hour ago
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fiseebilillah:

there are two roads:

"remember me and I will remember you.! - Qur’an 2:152

"they forgot Allah so He forgot them." - Qur’an 9:67

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qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

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jtotheizzoe:

staceythinx:

These genetically unusual butterflies have one male and one female wing, proving that something doesn’t have to be symmetrical to be beautiful.

Beautiful bilateral gynandromorphs!!

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1 day ago
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holaafrica:

CHING SHIH
This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.
She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.
Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.
Ching Shih said fuck that.
She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.
For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

holaafrica:

CHING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

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1 day ago
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tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

We all have that one sibling who hoards glasses and cups in their room

I am that sibling

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1 day ago
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